7/18/2008

NEWS AND NOTES

--Here's a greater discussion of the 2008-09 Penguins schedule, which opens in Stockholm, Sweden against the Stockholm Ottawa Senators.
--The Pirates returned from the All-Star break and promptly dropped a 5-3 decision to the Colorado Rockies, who entered the game with the third-worst record in the majors. Paul Maholm gave up five runs in six innings and Adam LaRoche added two hits and two RBI. It was your typical, uneventful, leading-up-to-the-trade-deadline Pirate game.
--Greensburg's Rocco Mediate [legal name] is tied for the lead at the British Open with Graeme McDowell and Robert Allenby after one round of play. One shot back is Greg Norman (Greg Norman!), whose eventful summer included marrying Chris Evert and a $103 million divorce settlement from his ex-wife Laura Andrassy.
--The leaders of an investment team that soon could have a 75 percent stake in the upcoming downtown casino donated more than $200,000 to Governor Ed Rendell from 2000 to 2006.
--Juan Marichal is in town as the keynote speaker at a Negro League All-Star Gala.

--Don't forget, today is the semi-finals of ESPN 1250's Top Fan Contest at Mario's in the South Side from 3-7 PM. Show your support for Mondesi's House reader and contestant Marky Billson.

--A gay dating website has been using pictures of a bare-chested Brady Quinn in their ads without his knowledge. The hits just keep on coming for this guy, no?

7/17/2008

NSFW?

Please accept my apologies in advance if this risque pic gets any of you in trouble at work. The Steeler ink modeled above on the bare shoulders of a 90-year-old Pittsburgh woman is none other than "Steely McGramma", a.k.a. Agnes Falls. She's the discovery of the PG's Colin Dunlap, who gets not one, but two credits in today's Mondesi's House. Well done, my friend.

In addition to being a big enough Steeler fan to permanently inject ink into her body, she shares the distinction of being one of the few Pittsburghers alive to witness a winning Pirates season. So she's got that going for her as well.

Colin's column includes a number of interesting Steeler tats, including one man who made his body significantly more valuable when he had it signed by Ben Roethlisberger, Hines Ward, and Willie Parker at training camp. Not mentioned is the fact that he also got Nick Harper tattooed on his chest, and I doubt many people on the planet can make that claim.

Steely McGramma [PG]

PENS SCHEDULE RELEASED

We can all stop holding our breath: the 2008-09 Penguins schedule has been released. And since there was no two-hour ESPN special for Schedule Release Day like the NFL gets, you'll just have to settle for a link to Colin Dunlap's article for all of the highlights and notable games.
Just make sure to circle February 8 on your calendar, for that's the night that one Marian Hossa returns to Mellon Arena. I'm looking forward to a level of hospitality from Pittsburghers reserved only for superstars such as Barry Bonds and Jaromir Jagr on that evening.

NEWS AND NOTES

--The local news of the day is Don Barden surrendering 75% of the new North Shore Casino to billionaire Neil Bluhm. Not even the name (Majestic Star) will remain.
Yeah, Don Barden turned out to be a great choice by our state. Good to see that all that time and effort was well worth it.
--Who's up for a Wall Street Journal opinion piece called "Pittsburgh Stealers"? Me, me!

--Yesterday we had the Pirates Movie. Here's TMZ's version of the Muppets as Hollywood actors.


--Raise the Jolly Roger takes last week's reader suggestion a step further and investigates the growing legend of Pirates 1B Doug Mientkiewicz. I'm telling you, this is a powderkeg ready to explode.
--Gas-Pump Santa Claus' run has come to an end. He ended up stealing $44,000 in gas.


--ESPN 1250's Top Fan contest is down to the Final 10. It's like American Idol in our own backyard.

--This guy is really angry with ESPN: The Magazine. I mean really angry.

--A-Rod, Madonna, video clips, and an amazing coincidence. You have to watch this.

--Tired of boring sunflower seeds? Check out Zotes, a new line featuring flavors like Salt & Pepper, Roasted & Salted, Dill Pickle, Beer Baked, Hot Wings, Spicy Nacho, Tequila Lime, Jalapeno, Garlic Roast, and Energy.

--The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes were on the scene at a Captain Morgan's Pose-Off.

--Apparently NBA refs like to discuss the games they fix...

...Soccer refs on the other hand just get loaded before getting on the field… and yes, there is video

-- Forbes ranks the greatest sports teams of all time. The 1978 Steelers come in a respectable #3. The 1985 Drug Trials Pirates did not make the cut.
--And a list of 7 stupid stadium names.

--I seem to have a weakness for theses Sesame Street YouTube parodies. I've posted them many times in the past. Here's the latest: Bert and Ernie try their hand at rapping with "Ante Up".


7/15/2008

PITTSBURGH PIRATES: THE MOVIE III

Back in 2006, one of the first and most popular features in site history was Pittsburgh Pirates: the Movie. It generated such a response that it returned last season for a sequel. And here we are in year three, so you know what that means: the tradition must live on. That's right, it's time for Pittsburgh Pirates: The Movie III.
Yes, we have a few cast members returning from past editions, but in this installment you will find many new faces. Some were easy calls; others, not so much. Either way, it was a lot of fun to piece together.
So sit back and enjoy what's become a part of fictitious Pittsburgh film lore. I present...
PITTSBURGH PIRATES: THE MOVIE III

THE CAST


Owner Bob Nutting will be portrayed by Redskins owner Daniel Snyder


Pirates President Frank Coonelly will be played by Goodfella Ray Liotta




GM Neal Huntington will be played by a young Ron Howard

John Russell will be played by "Coach", Craig T. Nelson

Pitching Coach Jeff Andrews will be played by actor Joe Pantoliano

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Pitcher Denny Bautista will be played by rapper Method Man


Pitcher TJ Beam will be played by musician Brian Setzer, who will dye his hair for the role


Up-and-down Pitcher Sean Burnett will be played by an elevator




Pitcher Phil Dumatrait will be portrayed by American Idol winner David Cook


Bespectacled Pitcher Franquelis Osoria will be played by NBA legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar


Pitcher Tyler Yates will be played by Southern rapper Bubba Sparxxx


Catcher Raul Chavez will be portrayed by The Candy Man, former Pirate John Candelaria


Chris Gomez will be played by TV's Adam Carolla


1B/Randy Johnson Antagonist Doug Mientkiewicz will be played by "David" of David and Goliath fame

OF Jason Michaels will be played by actor Nick Nolte



Pitcher Paul Maholm will be played by Nick Swardson, better known as Terry the gay prostitute from Reno 911!


First baseman Adam LaRoche will once again be played by The Burbs' Hans Klopek


Pitcher Matt Capps will be played by the Incredible Hulk


Indianapolis Pitcher Tom Gorzelanny, played last year by Sloth from The Goonies, will this year be played by hot dog king Joey Chestnut



Pitcher Ian Snell, serving up beachballs with his 5.92 ERA, will be played by Clay Counsil, Josh Hamilton's 71-year-old Home Run Derby pitcher

Soul-patched pitcher John Grabow will be played by Garth Brooks' failed alter ego "character", Chris Gaines.


Squinty pitcher Zach Duke will be played by 3rd Rock from the Sun's French Stewart


Infielder Jose Bautista will be played by Dumbo the Elephant


Moled Infielder Freddy Sanchez will be played by Cindy Crawford


Outfielder Ryan Doumit will be portrayed by actor David Keith, better known as Jack Parkman in Major League II.




SS Jack Wilson will be played by Jackass Steve-O


5 O'Clock Shadowed OF Xavier Nady will be played by actor Alec Baldwin


Mild-mannered OF Jason Bay will be played by the Muppets' Beaker




Remember the Titans QB "Sunshine" (Kip Pardue) will return to play the role of All-Star OF Nate McLouth




Announcer Greg Brown will be played for a third consecutive year by Sesame Street's Guy Smiley


Announcer John Wehner will be played by still-unemployed football coach Bill Cowher


Always-happy announcer Lanny Frattare will be played by The Happiest Man in Springfield, The Simpsons' Ned Flanders
and finally,
only Ronnie Florian can play Anti-Dentite Superfan Ronnie Florian
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THE MONDESI SHOW

Every once in a while, I trot out something called "The Mondesi Show". I throw out a few hot topics of the day, and you voice your opinions on any or all of the questions in the comments section. Think of it as a sports talk show in blog form.
Since I spent last night working on another "project" post and not something for this morning, this will have to suffice for now.
So here are today's topics:
1. Pitt finally landed a big-time recruit in Dante Taylor, a 6'9", 230-pound power forward from National Christian Academy in Ft. Washington, Maryland. He is ranked #23 by Rivals.com and chose Pitt over Kansas, Memphis, UConn, Syracuse, and Villanova. Not too shabby, Mr. Dixon.

Taylor, who will probably (but not definitely) be a "one-and-done", is in line to replace Sam Young, who is going into his senior season. One-and-dones have turned out good for some schools (Carmelo Anthony at Syracuse) and not as good (OJ Mayo at USC, who probably wasn't worth all the trouble).
Pitt fans (and non Pitt fans, for that matter): are you in favor of one-and-done players, or do you prefer slightly under-the-radar guys that Pitt has targeted in the past?
2. Josh Hamilton hit 28 home runs in the first round of the Home Run Derby last night, then lost to Minnesota's Justin Morneau in the finals. Hamilton's 28 dingers were the most home runs ever hit in one round; unfortunately, Hamilton appeared to be out of energy by the time the finals came around.

Do you think the Home Run Derby format needs tweaked?
3. The Buccos sit at 44-50, 12.5 games out of first place in the NL Central. They have a 5.24 ERA (worst in MLB), rank 16th in OBP (.325), 12th in HR (98), and 24th in fielding percentage (.982).
Have you seen any reason to believe that things are changing, or is it "Same Old Pirates"?

4. A lot has gone down since the NHL season ended. After the moves they've made so far, where do you see the Penguins finishing next season?

5. And finally, we come to the Steelers. What are your early impressions of the potential new owner, Stanley Druckenmiller?

Those are the questions, so now is your time to have at it. As they used to say on an old Saturday Night Live skit, "talk amongst yourselves."

7/14/2008

NEWS AND NOTES

--Bob Smizik is reporting that Mark Madden is going to join WXDX 105.9 FM, a Clear Channel station and current employer of Tim Benz.
But how about the rumor that Jerome Bettis may be in negotiations to replace Madden's drive-time slot? Does anyone else see the irony here?
--On the topic of Double M, here's a link someone sent to Mark's new wrestling column on Wrestlezone.com.
--As the Steelers' ownership struggle continues, Bob Smizik brings up an AJR letter printed in Ruanaidh to drive home a point about the Chief's probable disapproval with how this has played out.
--William Rhoden of the New York Times compared the Rooney family to Michael Vick during an appearance on ESPN's The Sports Reporters, because of the Rooneys' involvement in dog racing. Sure you want to go down that route, Bill?
--Kordell Stewart is spotted partying at LAX nightclub at the Luxor in Vegas. Anyone care?

--Oaks Christian High in LA features a star-studded stable of player fathers, including Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky, and Will Smith. Shown below: Nick Montana, Trevor Gretzky, and Trey Smith.

--How bad does Baltimore hate the Steelers? The Baltimore Sun tries to figure it out. Don't worry, the feeling's mutual.

--ESPN 1250's Chris Mack started a blog called "Chris Mack Smells Like Cheese".

--Sacha Baron Cohen (a.k.a. "Borat"), duped an Arkansas crowd into watching gay wrestling for his new movie, Bruno. Predictably, the crowd turned ugly.

--Is this the end of Cheap Sexson Mondays in Seattle? Home Run Derby investigates.

--Any table hockey players out there? There's a recruiting effort going on by the OVTHL (Ohio Valley Table Hockey League), so contact Eric at eddibacco@landam.com.

--Billy Packer is reportedly out at CBS. Never before has the word "curmudgeon" applied to a human being more appropriately.

Send your interesting links to mondesishouse@gmail.com for these fun little buffers between "real" posts.

7/10/2008

MY MORNING WITH STEELERS VICE PRESIDENT ART ROONEY, JR.

In life and in business, there are always times that you'll look back on as milestones. Sometimes when they happen, you'll immediately recognize them. In other instances, it may take a while for you to grasp the magnitude of the event. For me, I've been lucky enough to have several memorable occasions that have helped put this site "on the map" to some degree. But what I was able to partake in on Thursday morning is something that I will not only remember in my writing career, but in my life.

As you may know, I bleed black and gold. It's quite a serious condition, although it's fairly common in our area. I love anything and everything involving Pittsburgh sports. It fuels my passion for this site, a passion that increases exponentially when realizing how many like-minded followers of these same teams can share in my words.

I've had the pleasure to meet a number of sports legends in my young life. Mario Lemieux. Dan Marino. Bill Mazeroski. Joe Montana. All up-close-and-personal. But they were also abbreviated encounters. These are men that are constantly being pulled in 1,000 different directions. But I treasured each meeting, because, after all, I'm a fan at heart.

To this point, I have never had the pleasure of talking at length to someone directly involved in sports for the purpose of a website interview. I had successfully completed interviews with several sports media personalities, but never someone who had a hand in either the playing of the game or the front office.

A few weeks ago while out of town, I received an interesting email. I was asked if I had any interest in interviewing Mr. Art Rooney, Jr., Vice President of the Pittsburgh Steelers, former Personnel Director, and a part owner of the team.

Predictably, I was more than excited. This was one of the men who was an integral part of building the Steeler Dynasty of the 1970s! Franco, Bradshaw, Swann, Stallworth, Lambert…Art Rooney, Jr. scouted them all. And to add extra intrigue to my imagination, I reminded myself that he was the son of Art "The Chief" Rooney, one of the most beloved Pittsburghers of all time and a patriarch of the NFL!


I immediately responded to the inquiry with a "yes" and patiently waited to hear back. I was put in touch with a representative of Mr. Rooney who would later help schedule a time for the interview.

I asked if this would be a phone interview or something that could be done in person. I was told that I would be welcome to stop by Mr. Rooney's office and ask some questions about his recently published book, Ruanaidh (the Gaelic spelling for Rooney), for a half-hour to an hour. Again, I was more than enthused. I was going to have a one-on-one with Art Rooney, Jr. on his home turf!


As this week played out, there's been a developing storyline dominating local (and at times, even national) news coverage about the Rooney family selling their shares of the Steelers. Knowing that Mr. Rooney was a part owner, I immediately feared the worst, thinking that the interview would probably be cancelled. But Mr. Rooney's representation assured me the day before that the interview would go on as scheduled, and that Mr. Rooney would not be prepared to answer any questions about the current events.

That was more than fair with me. I was glad to still have this opportunity, and realizing the sensitive nature of the situation, I was more than happy to oblige with Mr. Rooney's request.
The last hurdle before the interview was to conduct extensive research on Mr. Rooney. Yes, I knew a little about him, but not to the extent where I would feel comfortable conducting such a big interview.

I was sent a copy of Ruanaidh in advance of the interview, and it was thick. 483 pages thick, to be exact. It is accurately described as "Part memoir, part anecdotal history of Pittsburgh's North Side, where the author grew up, and part football book."

I was through just a few pages and I had to reference the convenient Rooney Family Tree in the front of the book at least half a dozen times. Like my Italian family, the Rooneys had multiple family members with the same first names. Luckily, Mr. Rooney and his collaborator, legendary Pittsburgh Press journalist Roy McHugh, used the abbreviation "AJR" to distinguish whenever they discussed "The Chief", Art Rooney. I wanted to make sure I had my facts straight!

So off I went on my journey through Ruanaidh. The book starts off with countless entertaining stories of the Rooney family and their friends and acquaintances from Pittsburgh's North Side. A more colorful collection of characters I could not imagine.

I made so many notes about individual anecdotes that there's no way I could do justice to all of them. Plus, I wasn't going to give away the best parts; you really do need to buy this book. But there were some interesting facts that immediately caught my eye, like AJR's prolific athletic career, one that included a Notre Dame inquiry from Knute Rockne and an offer from Penn State that included a share of the program concession on game days. Needless to say, this was before the NCAA ruled with the iron fist that they yield today. AJR ended up at Indiana Normal (now called IUP), where he played not one, not two, but FIVE sports - baseball, basketball, football, track, and boxing.

I also learned about how AJR would walk Imogene Coca's poodles, how he turned his back on a pro baseball contract with the Boston Red Sox, and how his affinity for chocolate resulted in a binge at Canonsburg's Sarris Candies so prolific that he became ill.

Fascinating stuff all, and this was before I tell you about the part where he buys a pro football franchise for $2,500 in 1933.

As the book progressed, so did the football talk, which I became totally immersed in. I learned about how the Steelers released a Pittsburgh kid "too dumb" to play for them named Johnny Unitas; I heard the fascinating story about how Tim Rooney got his name from a member of the Mara family (of New York Giant ownership fame); I chuckled reading that Brian Piccolo's father called and asked why the Steelers didn't draft his son; and I was interested to discover that the Steelers once contacted legendary Notre Dame coach Ara Parseghian about coaching their team.

The real meat of this memoir, however, came when Mr. Rooney dove headfirst into his recollections of building the Super Steelers dynasty. There was nearly a page on each marquis player, and even on some players that didn't turn out to be what the Steelers expected. Personally, I was fascinated at the tales of how Mr. Rooney mined so many small schools for top-notch talent, such as Mel Blount, John Stallworth, Mean Joe Greene, and Donnie Shell.

The '70s were high times for the Steelers and the Rooney family, and it was all the sweeter after so many down years. Then came the '80s, and the inevitable fall from grace. One by one, the future Hall of Famers went by the wayside. And one day, Art Rooney, Jr. would see his tenure with the Steelers come to an end with a statement delivered by his brother Dan: "I want you out of the day-to-day business."

Much more confident in my knowledge of Mr. Rooney, his family, and his exact place in Steeler history, I set off to meet him at his South Hills office. My appointment was scheduled for 9:30, but I arrived at 9:15 just to be safe.

I found the office that matched the address I was given, and entered. There was no name on the door, so I was hoping it was the right place. As I opened the door, my first glimpse was that of Steeler memorabilia. Yep, I think this was the right place.

Mr. Rooney's secretary greeted me and informed him of my arrival. As I stated earlier, I've met many sports figures, so I don't tend to get star-struck or nervous. But this was different. This was territory where I've never ventured. I had no idea what to expect.

Mr. Rooney told his secretary to send me in, and he greeted me with a big smile and a hearty handshake. I immediately felt much more relaxed and at ease.

As I introduced myself and settled into my chair, it was Mr. Rooney who was asking all of the questions. He wanted to know more about me, more about what I did. I started by telling him that I attended Washington and Jefferson College, just like one of his sons, and that I played baseball under former Steeler John Banaszak during my time there.

Immediately, this drew a positive response from Mr. Rooney, who then remarked that several other members of the Rooney family had also attended my alma mater. He then added that he was close friends with a professor named Richard Easton - the very same man whose encouragement during his challenging composition course helped inspire the writer you see today.

Beyond that, we found that we had more in common. The Rooneys were North Side folk, just like my father and his family. And my father, who previously ran a small newspaper during the '70s, had interviewed Mr. Rooney's father (AJR).

Mr. Rooney told me about how the book was 12 years in the making. He showed me the journals where he wrote his notes. He took me on a tour of his office, filled with Steeler mementos, photos, and artwork. He couldn't have been more accommodating.

I had written a list of questions the night before which I wanted to use during my interview. But the way we hit it off, they seemed all too formal. I then realized that this would not be a simple Q&A; this evolved into a conversation between two men who love the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I told Mr. Rooney more about my website and about how the audience is largely a young crowd who had heard about the Super Steelers from their fathers. I asked him why they would be interested in the book, and the answer was painfully obvious: this was the insider's story on the Steelers and the insider's story on AJR. It was an exclusive vantage point. Like any great story, there was conflict, whether it be Mr. Rooney butting heads with brother Dan or debating the merits of drafting a big back from Penn State (Franco Harris) with Chuck Noll. So if the idea of a Super Steeler insider describing how things worked appeals to you, I highly recommend you purchase this as soon as possible.

As I mentioned earlier, I was fascinated by the Steelers' ability to discover players from obscure schools and turn them into Hall of Famers. There was Joe Greene (North Texas State), Mel Blount (Southern University), and John Stallworth (Alabama A&M), to say nothing for solid contributors like L.C. Greenwood (Alabama AM&N), Donnie Shell (South Carolina State), and many others. This would happen over and over again during the '70s, and as Mr. Rooney described, it went back to Chuck Noll's draft philosophy: "The thing I care about is great athletes who are coachable and come to play the game."

I then wondered about how the Super Steelers would be affected by the current competitive structures of the NFL, namely the salary cap and free agency. "We would have never, ever kept the team together," he said.

An agent who represented a number of Steeler players at the time would, as it turned out, secretly bleed black and gold, and the Steelers "never lost a key player", Mr. Rooney told me. That relationship turned out to be an integral component of keeping their talented nucleus together for so long.

Even with the rule changes, the team philosophy has stayed the same over the course of time: building through the draft, as the Steelers did under Noll, remained on the same level of importance under Noll's successor, Bill Cowher.

With all of the successful drafts, what was Mr. Rooney's biggest regret as a scout? Walter Abercrombie immediately sprung to mind, but that was mostly due to injuries. But as Mr. Rooney would later reveal, "My dad never forgave me for taking Gabe Rivera over Danny Marino."

Mr. Rooney later got back to the question, giving a definitive answer of RB Greg Hawthorne, their 1979 first-rounder out of Baylor, who never quite put it together, totaling just 527 yards rushing in a nine-season career.

The best scouts and front-office guys around the league, outside of the Steelers? Gil Brandt of Dallas was "a great organizer," Rooney said. George Young, a five-time executive of the year with the Giants, was also at the top of Mr. Rooney's list. And "among working guys, Jack Butler of Blesto [scouting service] was the best."

Among contemporary executives, recent Green Bay architect Ron Wolf was the first name Mr. Rooney mentioned. Wolf earlier had a key role in personnel operations with the Oakland Raiders from 1966-75 and again from 1978-90.

As for organizations, the Rams wowed Mr. Rooney, as did Dallas, ironically two teams that the Steelers would face and beat in the Super Bowl in the '70s.

The topic then shifted to the Steelers' numerous lean years, that gap between AJR buying the team in 1933 and hoisting that first Lombardi Trophy on January 12, 1975. Mr. Rooney's book described Pittsburgh fans' anger directed in the Rooneys' direction over that time, and I asked him: can he sympathize at all with what the Pirates are going through?

"Oh my gosh, yes. You had to duck down back alleys," Rooney said. "Like Adlai Stevenson once said in losing when he ran for President", Mr. Rooney said, "I'm too big to cry and too serious to laugh."

"I think of the Pirates all the time," Rooney added. In fact, from 1964-1971, an eight-year span, the Steelers had eight consecutive losing seasons, including back-to-back records of 2-11-1 and 1-13 in 1968 and '69; so he can definitely relate to the Pirates' current woes on some level.

At that point, I brought up the recent debate we had on this site about what's a fan and what isn't a fan, and Mr. Rooney agreed with my take that fans were angry with the losing because they did care about the team, and also agreed with my take that apathy would be a far greater disapproval of an organization.

Of course, as Mr. Rooney noted, the success of the 1970s raised expectations for the organization, and history has not been as kind to memories of the 1980s Steelers. But as he would also note, the Steelers had only three losing seasons in the '80s, and made the playoffs four times.

But did he ever dream the NFL would become the global entity that it is today? "No, no. I thought that you could consistently get 30-40,000 season tickets sold, TV…but the league, the way we were, we could all compete, we could all make a living. But I never saw this kinda stuff. Some of my brothers did. I was a North Sider. I didn't have the vision that Dan or Tim had."

I next asked Mr. Rooney what recent Steelers were in the mold of the '70s vintage. "Well, the quarterback [Ben Roethlisberger], I wish we had him in the '80s. Faneca could've played. Hines Ward definitely would've been a player, but Hines Ward wasn't a Swann or Stallworth. But he's a player."

I'd read a lengthy description of how Chuck Noll disliked "agitators", specifically citing the trade of talented WR Roy Jefferson as a result. I asked Mr. Rooney to discuss that in greater depth:

"Roy was a great player, went to a couple other teams, Super Bowl teams, was an All-Pro; he's now very mellow, a sensitive guy. After I wrote that, I met him again at our Legends dinner. He was such a mellow, nice guy. But he was a tester, a real tester. He's exactly what Chuck said. He was probably one of our best 4-5 players. He said that, and he kept his promise. I know we got a couple players for him, and they were OK, but they were not long-term players."


But how much of a concern is conduct in scouting now, given the climate of the NFL?
"That's a good question. The main thing, with films, scouting…you very, very seldom made a mistake on talent in the first two rounds. But the thing that's killer, killer, killer is the intangibles. And how do you judge them? We had questions we would ask. You would try not to interrogate the [college] coaches. Is the team value greater than his personal goals? Will he sacrifice?"

I then moved to a few quick topics less related to the Super Steelers but still of great interest to me. What about Joe Paterno, the legendary Penn State coach who prepped Jack Ham and Franco Harris for the Steelers? What was JoePa's relationship with the Black and Gold?
They had a great relationship, "so great that Dan once tried to hire Joe," said Mr. Rooney.


And how about his favorite stops from a life spent scouting on the road? "Nebraska, for good players and good steakhouses," said Mr. Rooney.
And places that he really didn't look forward to visiting? Oregon ranked first on his list. One of the scouts once told Mr. Rooney, "I spent a whole week at Oregon State one day."
What about the factoid that the Rooneys were offered the New York Yankees at a price of $6 million by CBS in the '70s? "Oh yeah," confirmed Mr. Rooney, "they actually came back a second time."

Any regrets at passing on the Bronx Bombers, given that they're worth approximately $1.2 billion? "Yes," said Mr. Rooney, saying that his father "just didn't use his head", while noting that brothers Tim, Pat, and John had proven their ability to run the family's race tracks and thought they would have been more than capable of handling the baseball franchise.
In addition to the Yankees, the Rooney family was also offered the Los Angeles Dodgers by the O'Malleys, another family-run pro sports franchise, as well as the San Francisco franchise that would become the Golden State Warriors of the NBA.
The story about Jimmy Carter pinching Mr. Rooney's wife (Kay) on the rear end at a Steelers White House visit? Another absolutely true story. I asked if he was angry when finding out about it after the fact, to which Mr. Rooney said, "No! He was a hell of a nice guy," while describing Carter's hospitality during their visit.


As our time moved closer to an end, it was finally time to try and address the conclusion of the book, which was Art's dismissal from the team by brother Dan in 1986:

Any advice for those in family business, I asked?

"Yeah…just don't hate each other. Go out of your way to be fair," Mr. Rooney said.

And the ending, was it difficult?

"Every adjective you want to think of," he quietly added.
Was there something specific that led to that?

"I'm afraid there is. Over the years, things built up. A power type thing. They tried to put it all on Chuck Noll. I'm not buying that."

Of the end, a frail and tired-looking AJR told Mr. Rooney, "I can't make things happen any more," and added, "There can be only one boss."

And with that, nearly two hours after my arrival, the interview (intended to last between a half-hour and an hour) was over. Mr. Rooney had another appointment, otherwise I think we would probably still be talking.
He showed me a few other unique pictures around the office, signed and inscribed a beautiful hardback copy of Ruanaidh for me, and strongly hinted that our paths may cross again in the near future.

After all was said and done, I think it's safe to say that we both enjoyed our morning. With everything that's been going on of late, I think it was refreshing for Mr. Rooney to revisit some of his finer moments with a relative newcomer like myself.

I know I have a tendency to be long-winded (I think we're well over 3,400 words at this point), but there are times to brief and then there are times to include all of the details. No, I'm not a full-time journalist that does this kind of thing day-in and day-out. I did not go to school for journalism. But I was lucky enough to find an audience that cares about the same things I care about. And together, our presence was able to attract a personality as big as Mr. Rooney for a conversation. It's my hope that this is the first of many such conversations that I can provide in the future. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed researching, conducting, and writing it.

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To Mr. Rooney: I would like to personally thank him for the time he took with me and for the wonderful interview he shared with all of us.
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To the readers, I highly encourage you to visit Mr. Rooney's website at www.artrooneyjr.com. It is filled with exclusive photos and content you will find nowhere else.

Finally, I highly recommend you to try your best to attend Mr. Rooney's book signing at Joseph-Beth Booksellers in the South Side. It will be held on July 23 at 7:00 PM.

CHECK BACK SOON


Just finished conducting the long-promised "big" interview, hence the lack of recent posts. This was probably the most exciting project I've ever been a part of, so let me retire to my nerdery for a few hours and I promise I'll make it worth your while.

7/08/2008

MAILBAG!

For some reason still unbeknownst to me, the vast majority of those who read this site prefer to communicate via email rather than through the comments section of each post. I have no problem with it, other than the fact that I love a good ongoing conversation (and occasional debate) amongst the readers.

But I started running into a problem. I was spending so much time answering email that it cut into the time I had earmarked for writing. I always figured that if a person took the time to write to me, especially at great length, I should at least try to communicate back. So I attempted to kill two birds with one stone and start a Mailbag column.

Mailbags were always a favorite of mine, hitting their peak last spring. They were always actually more than just emails...there were links, there were pictures, there were monologues...it was sort of a melting pot of all the little things that make this site what it is.

They were always too long (one of my weaknesses), but for the legions of readers who were killing time at work, they didn't seem to mind. In fact, they encouraged it. Unfortunately, due to a number of factors, the Mailbag had to go away for a while. But I really missed it, and told myself I would find a way to bring it back, no matter how long it took. So after an all-too-lengthy intro, I present....the return of the mailbag!

Dave Zigerelli is a displaced Monacan (you know, someone from Monaca) now working as a producer for MTV in New York. He also does a podcast called "Burghcast!", which is very Steeler-heavy. And he sent 12 questions. Unfortunately, we can't get to all 12. But here are a few:

DAVE: Who has more clout... Boston Red Sox Fans for electing Jason Varitek to the 2008 All Star Team or The Christian South for electing George W. Bush to the 2004 Presidency?

MH: Whenever you get angry about a Pirate not playing up to his contract, think of the $10,442,030 that the Shawks are forking over for a .215 hitter.

Honestly, I've read so many anti-Varitek jokes recently that I couldn't begin to recall them all. He's actually been called the worst All-Star of all time. The naming of "JV" to the AL squad is nearly as laughable as former Pirate Mike Williams taking his 6.29 ERA to the "All-Star" game in 2003. Williams will always be my worst All-Star.

But you can't pin this one on Red Sox fans, unlike the election of DH David Ortiz, who hasn't played since, oh, MAY 31. No, this was the players' vote, as Varitek was chosen as a reserve. Are they even paying attention to the games they're playing in? Apparently not.

DAVE: Is the name Passion of the Christ(ian Okoye) a good name for my 2008 Yahoo Fantasy Football team?
MH: That's good, but the Pittsburgh Passion of the Christ(ian Okoye) is even better.

DAVE: Does Fox Sports plan to convert the "Pittsburgh Pirates: We Are Family" documentary in to HD?

MH: If they don't, they'll be sure to hear from the very vocal FSN audience that speaks up every time something isn't broadcast in HD.

From Stephen in Cincy:

While I was at work Saturday in a a restaurant in the "miserable" city of Cincinnati, my boss approached me saying none other than the Bubster, Bubby Brister was sitting at a table. I shot down his call saying he was full of crap, saying how can you call Bubby Brister of all people. So a female member of our staff approached Bub and asked him what his name was, and he replied, "Bubby Brister". Thats when me as a lifelong Steeler fan jumped in and introduced myself. I told him how he was the quarterback of the greatest franchise in sports when I first started watching football. I asked him for an autograph, which I haven't done in years, which he graciously signed "Bubby Brister #6". He seemed to be blown away that someone had actually noticed him. I'll forgive all the Bubby interceptions over the middle by the likes of Frank Minnifield, Hanford Dixon, Bubba McDowell, David Fulcher etc, etc, etc. Just for the mere fact he delievered in one of my most memorable games as a Steelers fan. New Years Eve 1989, Houston Astrodome, GA-WEE Anderson 50 yard field goal in overtime......nuff said!!!

Yours Truly,

Steeler Steve Stuck in Who-Dey Hell

MH: Steve, first of all, my condolences for your current living situation. I can't possibly imagine what that must be like for you. But I digress...

I picked this email because it gave a solid discussion point: Bubby Brister has a pretty interesting legacy. As a first-round QB choice of the Steelers in '86, he never met expectations, exciting Wild Card win in '89 and close call in Round 2 aside. Other than that, I think he was best known for buying his mother a black-and-gold car and that running joke that involved him being unable to get in his house due to an end zone being painted on the front porch.

But the Bubster ended up playing 14 seasons in the league, including a seven game stretch filling in for John Elway in '98 that eventually resulted in a Super Bowl ring. I just heard Mark Schlereth say what a great teammate Brister was, and usually I take whatever Schlereth says with a truckload of salt; but it sounded genuine.

Brister was an enigma wrapped in a riddle and deep-fried with a question mark on the side. Although he was sorta before my analyzing time (although I crunched a surprising amount of statistics for an 11-year old), his career stats include a TD:INT ratio of 81:78, which isn't quite the level of atrocity that one might expect. And to say the Steelers didn't surround him with offensive weapons was an understatement, although they at least attempted with the great Tim Worley pick in '89. Professionally, I think of him a little like a Vinny Testaverde: a professional who could win you a few games in the short-term, but not a guy to single-handedly make you a better team.

And as far as the email goes, it's nice to hear that Bubby isn't holding a grudge against Steeler fans, who aren't exactly known for their kid gloves when it comes to treatment of quarterbacks.

From Ryan in Butler:

Hello, my name is Ryan Laidlaw and I have been a long time fan of your site and occasional emailer. The reason I contact you this time is to speak about a major sporting event that occurred last night in our area. I am from Butler and last night we were featured on ESPN2 "Wednesday Night Fights". The show was put together by a local heavyweight contender, Brian Minto, who is currently ranked no. 11 in the world. The show highlighted the small town pride and Steel City roots and pointed out that 4,000+ showed up to a fight in a town that only has 15,000 people. I understand that you were most likely unaware that the fight even took place yet alone reported on it. The lack of local Pittsburgh media support was quite shocking stemming the whole way from TV to the newspapers, however, I was hoping to start to change that. It turned out to be a fantastic success with Brian winning a KO in the first round in a newly renovated park which use to house the NY Yankee farm club team back in the 40's and 50's (think Mantle, Maris, and Berra). I, myself, think it would be something that your site followers might take an interest in especially considering the local lore that your site promotes. If you could take some time and perhaps write a story about the night I am sure your readers would appreciate it. Thanks for your time and keep up the tremendous work on the site it is by far the best site I visit all day.

Sincerely, Ryan Laidlaw, Butler, PA

P.S.- My friend who owns and operates the concessions for the fight last night reported that his take was $45,000+ in sales. Now if you take $5 for a 16 oz. beer and do the math that is one s***load of beer consumed by one little steel town in Western PA.

MH: I have to give it up: Ryan's persistence beat me down. I was holding his original email for the mailbag, and he then reminded me about the fight and included a YouTube clip. As per Ryan's request, here is video of Brian Minto vs. John Poorer on July 2 at Pullman Park in Butler. I guess this means we can now move on from our dated memories of local boxers like Paul Spadafora and Michael Moorer.
And congrats to the fine folks of Butler for their alcohol consumption. Well done.




From Mike in Lawrenceville:

I really enjoyed your AYCE article. It just gave a really good "fan" take on the whole endeavor. And speaking of being a fan, I see you took some heat for the article as well. My take: I'm a pretty tough judge of people in the media, be they big (PG writers, KDKA sports guys) and small (bloggers). I think your very even-handed in what you say, and even if it does result in a more critical tone for some teams (e.g, Pirates) than others (e.g., Penguins), it usually justified or has a logical reason behind it. That is, I have never sensed that you are taking a position just for the sake of being controversial, which I hate so much.

For example: The Pens just made a great post-season run, wrapping up a strong regular season, doing everything right for 3 rounds of the playoffs, and then making a superior Red Wings team work hard to win the Stanley Cup. I would expect positive comments about the Pens after all of that.

The Pirates on the other hand, are plodding along as usual and, with no hope in sight, I would expect dismal comments to be presented. Being "fair" doesn't mean finding an equal amount of good/bad to say about each team in those situations. In regard to matters of opinion however, I can tell that you make an active effort to present both sides. I know you are a big Mark Madden supporter (I am not) but even during the whirlwind surrounding his termination at ESPN1250, you were very even-handed in discussing it. Which is not something you have to do because hey, its your website, you can do whatever you want. So, the way I see it, you have developed a nice blend on issues of the day. On factual issues, you reward the good ("Lets Go Pens") and criticize the bad ("Raise the Jolly Roger"). On matters of opinion, you give your opinion, but show both sides of the argument. Can't do much better than that. Bottom line for me is that I enjoy how you do things and that's why I check in at least once per day. Honestly, I prefer your information on an issue more so than most of the major media outlets.


The ice cream sandwich that started it all

MH: I'm blushing. But to get back to Mike's original thought, I was caught a little off guard by some of the reactions to the All You Can Eat article. I would have never guessed that a piece focusing more on long concession lines and melted ice cream sandwiches would result in me defending my Pirate fandom a short time later. [And by the way, to the wise guy that said I should expect my ice cream sandwich to melt on a hot day, you're absolutely correct. Although the Pirates should realize that an invention called a "freezer" does exist and one would think that I could at least be handed said ice cream sandwich in somewhat of a frozen condition.]

Keeps things frozen, even on a hot day. Might want to invest in this futuristic gizmo, Bucco brass.

But I'm glad I addressed things the way I did, because they had to be addressed. Mike's right, I do tell both sides of the story. At least I try to. But the Pirates conversation has been pretty one-sided for a long time now. Sure, I could cheerlead and say how great things are and how fantastic they will be (which some outlets do). And then you can look at the standings, and see the Pirates once again are a game out of last and 11.5 out of first, and think, "That guy who writes that blog is rather delusional, no?" (Actually, most people would say "He's full of ****", but I thought I'd clean it up a bit.)

It's like the commenter who criticized me every time I criticized Tom Gorzelanny. I guess I was being too hard on him too. As I've pointed out a time or 10,000, SI's Tom Verducci called Gorzo's implosion back in February. It wasn't hard to see that this guy was not going to improve overnight. But he kept getting trotted out, night after night, and the results were the same nearly every time. His ERA's low point was 4.50 on opening night and the closest it ever came to that number was the 5.97 mark on May 10.

And now for the biggest nut-kick to Pirate fans: he led the team with six wins. Which tells you: 1. The wins stat is almost meaningless and 2. The Pirates have awful pitching.

Another AYCE email from Michael in Irving, TX:

The AYCE was a good piece. The Pirates WERE my favorite team growing up also, and your commentary has been spot on. You can’t be “too tough” on a team that is on the verge of losing 16 straight. The underlying problem with all these comments is that management has accomplished their ultimate task. They have managed to win the hearts and minds of the fans despite fielding a sub-par product year in and year out. That is not apathy I am hearing, it is sympathy. By marketing the PNC experience, management has been able to sell family entertainment and minimize the importance of wins and losses. No doubt this fan base is calloused to losing, and maybe if the Pittsburgh media was tougher and held management accountable, things would change. However, I am not expecting things to change much in the future, but I am sure you can count on more fireworks and bobbleheads.

MH: I'm not sure exactly how many fans are still willing to be tough on the Pirates. The number is decreasing daily. As I noted with my orginal thoughts on the topic, apathy is a far bigger fan crime than anger, and it's been contagious among Pirate fans (with good reason). With each passing day, they are less and less relevant in our city. Not only did they have to contend for years with the Steelers' training camp shortening their summer coverage, but now fan interest in June and July has been deservedly dominated by Penguins hot stove news. What interests you more: discussing the possible destinations of Marian Hossa and Jaromir Jagr or talking about Consecutive Losing Season #16?

Like I said, the Pirates at least appear to be somewhat comfortable with their role in Pittsburgh's sports hierarchy, because at some point they decided to sell the experience rather than the game itself. Face it, that's all they can sell. And I will repeat that their marketing department does a fantastic job of drawing customers into the stadium, year after year. But we're fully into an entire generation unfamiliar with what a competitive Major League Baseball team looks like, yet all too familiar with a Super Bowl-winning football franchise and a fan-friendly, youth-dominated, Stanley Cup-competing hockey team. Is this a problem for a future fan base trying to decide where to allocate their ticket buying dollars? You bet it is.

Mike from Lawrenceville also sent a compelling follow-up email:

One more thing about the Buccos. My son is 9 and asking a lot of sports questions. He is real big into "who are our 2nd, 3rd, 4th favorite teams (other than Pirates, Steelers, Pens, Pitt, etc.), who are are arch-enemies, etc.

While making an enemies list for the Steelers and Penguins is easy, I realized that things are so bad and apathetic with the Pirates that I really couldn't name an arch-rival for the Pirates. Can you? I can't say that any of our division rivals (Cubs, Cards, Astros, Reds, Brewers) really juice anyone up when we play them. I guess I carry a grudge against the Braves for what they did to us 16 years ago and how good they've been since then compared to our record, but is that really make them an arch-rival? The Mets used to be a pretty good rivalry, but with them now in a different division than the Pirates, not to mention being so much better, they are really just another team. With Bonds no longer with the Giants, there's no incentive to get worked up about a game against them. I guess the Phillies would qualify as our biggest rivals by default, but does anyone raise an eyebrow when they come to town?

Isn't that really depressing? We have no arch-rivals in baseball because we've sucked so bad for so long that no one even cares enough to get fired up about us.

MH: You can't have a rival when you never win and never compete with any team for a common goal. The Pirates absolutely are without a rival. They can't even get a forced rival for interleague play, because Cleveland gets matched against Cincinnati.

The only thing even closely resembling a rival was St. Louis and Tony LaRussa, and that was more of a LaRussa-Lloyd McClendon thing. I guess I should take back that "can't have a rival without winning" statement, because I forgot that there's always a bench-clearing brawl to stir up some bad blood. But that is usually a short-term thing.

Possible rivals? As I said, LaRussa is on about the same level as Brian Billick in my book, so that's a fantastic place to start. And you have to include the Cubs, being that they're the top dog in our neighborhood these days. Cincinnati? Meh. Milwaukee? Well, it was the site of that Randall Simon weiner-whacking incident, but I don't see that one panning out either. And Houston looks to be going nowhere fast.

Beyond that, if we can dream that the Pirates would ever be in a Wild Card race or playoff series, the Mets could rekindle memories of "Muck the Fets" quite easily, and the Braves would revive instant/bad memories as well. I wouldn't dare venture into the AL. I have a feeling that the World Series in Pittsburgh might be a longshot.

Here's one from Hicks in Slippery Rock:

Onto the Bucs. They will continue to miss the .500 mark and never make the playoffs until they take drastic and immediate action:

1. Admit that Doug Mientkiewicz is the Pirates' version of the Penguins' Gary Roberts. He's tough, has a cool/strange beard-thing, and plays hard. (He would've throttled that mulleted-giraffe Randy Johnson given the chance.) The Bucs need to play up the "What Would Doug Mientkiewicz Do" thing--t-shirts, posters, slogans on Dairy Queen signs, etc. Both Doug and Gary have those emotionless, flat shark eyes. Both go for the jugular and know how to win. The Bucs must install Doug full time at first (Who cares about home runs when Doug can hit .300? More than we've been getting from the Rip-Van-Winkle of April and May (La-la-la-roche!).

2. And with the uniform change, get rid of that greasy, swarthy looking Pirate logo. Bring back the bold, brash "handsome" Pirate logo of the 70s!


After all, we won two World Series brandishing that studly logo. ( I heard it appeared on some of the paper used for batting lineups in spring training this year. Bring it to PNC Park.)

Thanks for reading my rant. Please help us 40-somethings bring back the memories of our mustard-colored youth!

MH: Hicks is always good for some inspired banter. On to his thoughts:

1. Mientkiewicz is quite the fascinating character. He played high school football with A-Rod, there was that whole "final out of the 2004 World Series ball" controversy, he hit the game-winning home run in the 2000 Olympic semifinals against South Korea (later winning the gold), and he called out Randy Johnson this year. That's more than enough to qualify as a cult hero.

And that brings me to Gary Roberts. Was anyone else at least a little disappointed at how quick Roberts left for the "Pittsburgh South" Lightning (who just added Mark Recchi, by the way)?

It's been interesting to watch fan reaction to the Penguins' free agents. I heard Mike Prisuta say on WDVE this morning that Penguin fans should not be bitter about Marian Hossa leaving for Detroit, which I could not fathom. And he wasn't saying it in a Skip Bayless, just-trying-to-disagree-for-the-sake-of-disagreement opinion. He honestly believed it.

Penguins fans took it personally, but I'm not going to criticize them for it. They were emotional; the guy gave some impression like he actually might re-sign with the team. But in the end, he proved to nothing but a mercenary. If he were a baseball player I'm 99% sure he'd play for either the Yankees or the Red Sox. And if you think I'm wrong, he signed with Detroit for a grand total of one year, which lets him woo all prospective teams again next summer.

2. I'm not 100% sure I'd go back to the old logo, but I know that if I would go back to an old logo it would be the '68-'86 model. That being said, I have no fond memories of the current version, in play since 1997, so if they would move on I would not complain.

Brendan in Wexford writes:

I was very appreciative of your website's local sports media polls a couple of weeks ago. The reason for my appreciation was that it confirmed about 99% of my pre-poll predictions.

1. The vast majority of our local sports newspaper writers stink. Of couse there are a few exceptions (some Steelers beat writers), but most of our fair city's columnists write using the same constant structure and verbiage. It's like I am always reading the same article with different names and statistics. I think the Post-Gazette sports section has a work-share program with the dinosaur room at the museum and with Penn State University as well. Everything seems old, including all the columns about Joe Paterno (who by the way, is the most over-rated sports figure in Pittsburgh over the past 10 years. He has done next to nothing, literally, and he gets more coverage than the pope for God's sake. But that is just the PSU hater in me coming out.

2. The most important thing...Mike Lange! He should never have been removed from TV. The only logical reason I can think of is that he can paint a more vivid picture of the game over the radio for people unable to watch. That being said, that is not why he was moved to the radio, it was because of some young punk station manager that wanted to make a splash. Thankfully that splash was into the "you got fired kiddie pool". Mike Lange IS the best live sports announcer this city has ever had (all due respect to Bob Prince) and he deserved more. The fact that he remains here on the radio is truly a testament to his character.

MH: Yeah, the sports media polls were fun. I was a little surprised that so many of them came back positive, given the collective "disapproves" that most of you give them on a regular basis.

I think the general acceptance of blogs has resulted in the newspaper industry slowly accepting the format and utilizing their vast resources to take full advantage. For instance, they weren't included in the poll, but I know the PG's Empty Netters blog would've scored very high.

Now, whether or not more blog-type content finds its way into the actual newspaper is up for debate. But I can assure you that newspaper have noticed what's going on in cyberspace.

As far as Mike Lange, I was overwhelmed at his rating. I knew he was popular, but WOW!

I happened to be on the road for portions of Game 5 of the Cup finals (THE overtime game), and listening to Lange was simply awesome. He deserves every compliment offered. The man is an icon and it's an injustice to have him limited to radio duty.

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WRAPUP

OK, that was long, and I didn't come close to hitting all of the emails. But as usual, it was a lot of fun.

Like I said, there's some other interesting stuff in the works this week, most notably Thursday's interview. And no, it is not Ronnie Florian, Tim Worley, the cotton candy guy from the Penguin games or any of the other names suggested. I promi